400+ Best/Funny Fantasy Football Names

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Best/Funny Fantasy Football Names
Best/Funny Fantasy Football Names

What’s in a name?

Nearly every fantasy football owner is looking for a funny fantasy football name for their team. Below are just some of the best fantasy team names to help you find a fit for your team.

— 0-9 —

1.21 J.J. Watts
10 Items or Bess
12th Man Records
19 Miles To Austin
50 Shades of Clay
50 Shades Of Jonas Gray
80% Mental, 40% Physical
99 Problems But A Britt Aint One

— A —

A Boy Named Suh
A Dingo Ate My Brady
A Rivers Run Suh It
A Van Down by the Rivers
Aaron Hernandez Had A Killer Offseason
Aaron it Out — Rodger that.
Aaron MurderMyFriendez
Abbra McNabbra
ABC, Easy As RG3
Abdullah Matata
Abdullah Oblongata
Adam Schefter’s Source
Addai in your Sleep
Adrian BeatHerSon
Agholorious Basterds
Agholorious Bradfords
Alfred Morris the Cat
All Dogs Go to Mike Evans
All Torian Vehicle
All you need is Luck
All-Stars
Almost Jameis
Along Came Collie
Alshon Joffrey
Amari Pooper
America’s Fantasy Team
American AllStars
AmukaMatata
And Hurns to You, Allen Robinson
Andre’s Johnson
Andy Retread Regime
Arian Nation
Arian the Hendersons
Armed Rodgery
Arrelious Windy Outside
As Luck would have it
Ass Kickin’ is my Forte

— B —

B-Marsh’s Couples Counseling
Baby Back Cribbs
Back that Asomugha Up
Backfields and McCoys
Barack Obamanu
Barden the Interruption
Belicheck Yourself Before You Rex Yourself
Belichick’s Hoodie
Bend it like Beckham Jr.
Bend It Like Green-Beckham
Bernard is Scott Free!
Big Ol’ Bortles
Blood, Guts and Gore
Blood, Sweat, and Beers
Blount Rushmore
Blue Ajayis
Blue’s Kluwes
Blurred Tynes
Boldin The Beautiful
Boston Tebow Party
Boy Named Suh
Brady and The Tramp
Brady Antebellum
Brady Gaga
Brady’s Bunch
Brandon Marshall Mathers
Breaston Peace
Breaston Plants
Breastonlargement
Breeeeees Nuttzzzzzz
Brees Knees
Brees Through The Competition
Breesus Saves
Breesus, King of the Drews
Breezus Walks
BRIDGE over troubled WATERs
Britt by boring Britt
Bros Before Shiancoes
Building a Forte
Built Bradford Tough
Burleson Coat Factory
Burressted Development
Bursa Sac Attack
Bush is not my Forte
Bust a Kaep
Busta Kaepernick In Yo Ass
Bye Week

— C —

Call me Shady
Call Me the Brees
Calvin and Cobb
Calvin and the Chipmunks
Cam and Cheese
Cam Burglar
Cam I Am
Cam of Whoopass
Cam You Dig It?!
Cam ‘n Gravy
Cameron, Artis and Payne Law Firm
Carlos Hyde Pierce
Carr-ma’s a Bitch
Carson don’t Palmer ass
Cash4Gould
Catch it like Beckham
Caught Red Hernandez
Champ Bailey’s and Coffee
Champ Bailey’s Irish Cream
Charles in Charge
Chronic Masterdeflator
Clean Out Your Jake Locker
Clowney Car
Colin Keep or Pick
Colston Creamery
Commissioner Melvin Gordon
Consider Me Knile Davis
Coples Therapy
Corn Cobb Pipe
Corn Julio
Corn on the Cobb
Cromartie Gras
Cruz Control
Cry Me a Rivers

— D —

Da More De Maryius
DangeRuss
Deflaters Gonna Deflate
Devin the Mul-Hester
Dez Dispenser
Dez-ed and Confused
Did Jameis Me Much?
Discount Belichick
Don’t Be a Butkus-er
Don’t Forsett In
Don’t Hassle the Beck
Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!
Dr. Jekyll and Carlos Hyde
Drinkin’ Forte’s
Dude, Where’s Derek Carr?
Dude, You’re Getting Odell
Duke Johnson of Hazzard
Dwayne Bowe Trout

— E —

Eat, Drink and D. Murray!
Eat, Drink and Demaryius
Every Kiss Begins with Clay
Everyday I’m Russell’n

— F —

Favre Dollar Footlong
Final Dez-tination
Fine Me and I’ll Suh
Flacc-o-Lanterns
Flacco Seagulls
Flaccoroni and Cheese
Fleener-Schnitzel
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Forsett Down Her Throat
Forsett in Her Butt
Forte Inch Ditka
Forte Shades of Grey
Forte Year Old Virgin
Forte-Yard Dash
Fortes and Blounts
Foster’s, AustrARIAN For Beer
Friends With Ben&Fitz
Frosted Flaccos

— G —

Gabe Carami Pie
Game, Forsett, Match
Garcon Daly
Geno 911
Geno Grigio
Get a Kluwe
Ginn And Juice
Go Rawls to the Wall
Goff and Running
Golden Taint
Golden Tate Bridge
Golden Tate Warriors
Great Rawls of Fire!
Green Legs and Cam
Gronk if you love Breesus
Gronky Kong
Gurley Men

— H —

HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix
Hakeem, I Saw, I Conquered
Hangin’ With Amari Cooper
Hard Gore Porn
Harder Better Foster Stronger
Helu-cinations
Henne Baked Ham
Henne Nut Cheerios
Here’s my Number, call me Brady
Herrreee’s Johnny Manziel
Hit For Brains
Honey Funchess of Oats
Horton Hears a Julio

— I —

I Mangold My Ditka
I Pitta the Fool
I Vonta Suck Your Blood
I’m Here So I Won’t Get Fined
Ice Cold Bruschi’s
In the Garden of Weeden
Inglorious Staffords
Ingram Toenails
Insane Clowney Posse
InstaJimmyGraham
Irritable Bowe Syndrome
Irritable Bowles Syndrome
Is That Your Final Ansah?
It ain’t easy bein’ Breesy
It Ertz when Eifert
It Ertz When I Pee
It’s a Hard Gronk Life
It’s All About Kelvin Benjamin
Its Wayning Men

— J —

J.J. S.W.A.T.T. Team
J.J. Watt Bulb
Jake’s Hurt Locker
Jamaal About That Bass
Jamaal Charles in Charge
Jamaal Rats
Jamaalocaust Survivors
Jimmy Graham Crackers
Jimsta Graham
John David Booty Call
John HaKuhna Matata
Johnny Foosball
Jordy Nelson Mandelas
Julio Think you are?
Jurassic Parkey

— K —

Kaep’n Crunch
Kalil Me Maybe
Kelce’s Grammar
Kelvin and Cobbs
Kuhnskin Caps
Kyle Orton Hears a Who

— L —

Landry Detergent
Last Manning Standing
Le’Veon a Prayer
Le’Veon My Wayward Son
Look at my TD’s
Lord, Have Percy
Luck Be a Brady Tonight
Luck Dynasty
Luck-ness Monster
Lynch Mob

— M —

Magic Mike Evans
Make it Wayne
Make It Wayne
Manziel in Distress
Marshall Law
Martin Scores-Easy
Mason Crosby, Stills & Nash
Matty Ice, Ice, Baby
May God have Percy on your goal
May the Forsett Be With You
MendenHall & Oates
Minnesota Bi-Queens
Montee Can’t Buy You Love
More Cushing for the Pushing
Morning Woodhead
Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
Multiple Goregasms
My Fair Brady
My Favorite Marshawn
My Johnson is Burfict
My Poop is Ronnie and Brown
My Richardson is pitching a Trent
Mystic Rivers

— N —

No Pryor Knowledge
No Suh For You!
North Dallas Jordy
Not my Forte
Nowhere to Run, Nowhere to Hyde

— O —

Odell it on the Mountain
Odell’s Bells
Old Man Rivers
Omaha! Omaha!
OMG They Killed Kenny Britt
Over Dwayne Bowe

— P —

Pardon Me, Eiferted
Party Like a Gronk Star
Pass the Blount
Patience, Don’t Forsett
Peeping Tomlinson
Pierre-Paul & Mary
Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy
Pitch a Trent
Plays Like a Gurley
Press Your Luck
PSI Love You
PSI: Foxborough

— Q —

Quick! Decker and Hyde
Quit Playing With Your Peter,son!

— R —

Rated R for Gore
RBs Roast Beef
Red Hot Julius Peppers
Revis the Butt-head
Revis to Beaver
Rice Rice Baby
Ridley’s Believe It Or Not
Robbie’s Gould Diggers
RoboCobb
Rock ‘n’ Rawls
Roddy or not, here I come
Rodgers That!
Romocop
Romophobic
Runs Like a Gurley
Russell Sprouts
RussellMania
Ryanosaurus Rex

— S —

Sacks in the City
Saved By Le’Veon Bell
Say Helu To My Little Friend
Scratching Your Cotchery
She Gives Woodhead
She’s a Britt House
Show Me Your TDs
Slow White Bronco
Somewhere Over The Dwayne Bowe
Sour Carimi and Onion
Spiller High Life
Stafford Infection
Stairway to Evans
Stop, Tuck, and Rolle
Storm the Cassell
Straight Cash Homey
Straight Outta Gronkton
Suh’s Your Daddy?
Suh-Plex City
Suh-tang Clan

— T —

Take ’em to the Woodhead
Taste the Dwaynebowe
TDs in your face
Tebow Steak
Tebows before Hoes
Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles
That’s Amari
That’s Gross-Man
That’s How We Rolle
That’s Not My Namath
That’s What Snee Said
The Barnidge Family
The Big Gronkowski
The Blair Walsh Project
The Boldin The Beautiful
The Brady Bunch
The Cutler Did It
The Deflatriots
The Ertz Locker
The Force Aikens
The Forsett Awakens
The Forte-Year-Old Virgin
The Full Monte
The Garden of Weeden
The Goodell, the Bad and the Ugly
The Gould Standard
The Jolly Rodgers
The Luckness Monster
The Playbook of Eli
The Saggy Breastons
The Sears Hightower
The Seven-Year Barnidge
The Walking Dez
The Wrath of Kuhn
There’s an AP for That
These pretzels are Maclin me thirsty
Tough Luck
Troubled Bridgewaters
Turn Down For Watt
Turn Your Head and Coughlin
Two and a Half Mendenhall

— U —

Uncle Sammy Wants You
Under Extreme Burress

— V —

Vick, Jamaal, Britt, Bowe & Collie – falalalala la la la la
Victorious Secret

— W —

W.D. Forte
Waka Flacco Flame
Washing Some Headskins
Welker Texas Ranger
Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
What Are Albert’s Hanes Worth?
What Would Jones-Drew?
What You Talkin’ Bout Hillis
White Cassel
Whoa Whoa Whoa Fitzmagic
Whoops Eiferted
Why Suh Serious?
Will You Mariota Me?
Wine Her, Dine Her, 49er
Winning is My Forte
With or Without Suh

— Y —

Yippee Ki-Yay, Justin Tucker
You Cam Do It
You can run, but you can’t, Hyde
You Down With JPP?
You Down with ODB?
You Sankeyd my Battleship
You Winston, you lose some
Your Martz Stink
Your Team Suggs

— Z —

Zac Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Going On